So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
