He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Found your dick twin last night
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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