Your tits are I can't wait for
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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