walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
pop tarts are not kleenex
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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