Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
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