We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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