i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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