We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Everyone says I win the strip club
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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