i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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