he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Enjoy the penises
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Randomize
