This girl is more easily done than said...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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