Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
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