We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
