you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize