Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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