Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
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