are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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