they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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