Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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