That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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