Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Randomize
