when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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