just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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