I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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