Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
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