I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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