i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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