I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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