I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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