so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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