I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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