David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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