Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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