Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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