I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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