Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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