Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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