she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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