If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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