I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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