I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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