I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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