he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
That isn't the worst part. It got a bazillion times more awkward when he read me a poem he wrote about his dead cat.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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