my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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