I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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