I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Randomize
