Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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