I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
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