How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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