we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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