WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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