is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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