I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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