i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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