there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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